Ryou Bakura's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"It's not you, it's me. Er, I mean, it's you -- not me. Haha."

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

... Wh-what? I've never--why would I--I haven't even dated a gi--I don't think I like this curse!

[OOC; Busy mun is busy, so tags may be slow over the next few hours. Sorry! ( Read more... )

Egypt, eh? Oh, wonderful.

Look, I don't suppose you all could keep it down. I'm well aware that you hate Christmas, so you don't have to yell it out over the Network. I don't particularly care for the holiday myself ( Read more... )

--away! Leave me alone! Stay away from me!

Kul Elna....

Stop looking at me! Stop it! That place has nothing to do with--Why is this on?!

*end voice post*

[OOC; Haunted by the ghosts of Kul Elna. Basically, back when Dark Bakura was a little Egyptian kid and not psycho, he had to watch his village be murdered to create the seven Millennium ( Read more... )

This curse is terribly amusing and all, but do try to keep the whimpering to a minimum. I've got some new arrivals from home to introduce.

Allow me to introduce Malik Ishtar. Don't let his reputation as the leader of an international crime ring give you the wrong idea about him, though. He's really a kind and generous person underneath that ( Read more... )

Well, well, we're branded with our sins today, are we?

Looks like my dear landlord has got himself a letter, too!

D, eh? I wonder what it could mean? Dallying? Debauchery? Dishonesty?

What letters have you lot landed yourselves with, hm? Seems to be a lot of M's and S's and P's around.

I am in need of a healer as soon as possible.

So you want to play games with me, do you? Bad move.

[OOC; Bakura was caught in the razor box trap, but Dark Bakura took over and freed himself, consequently cutting his arms to ribbons. Cue ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LAZUR BEEMZ RAGE!]

Ah ha ha.... It appears my regular, already immense power has been increased tenfold. How thrilling. What magnificent games I can pl--

Miss Kaere, you're looking quite lovely today! Care for a nice cup of tea?

... What?!

[OOC; Basically, all the things he could do before--stealing souls, controlling Bakura, yada yada--are ten times more powerful ( Read more... )

... I just remembered why I hated middle school.

Hallo? Can anybody help me take these rollerblades off? I can't move, or I'll--aah!

[CRASH]

... crash. Bugger.

[OOC; Ritsuka-mun? That was for you. <3]

... There are ever so many ways that this is just not right.

I can't believe I wanted to get rid of her--isn't she adorable? I think I'll name her Florence.

[OOC; ... Those of you who have seen the Abridged Series should be laughing right now. I totally deserve to be shot for this.]